Productions

Written by Danique Dekker
Co-written by Merle Mooren, Anne Weges, Lisa Kim An Janssen, Gabrielle Hofmann & Lotte Diepman
Directed by Leah Eliaan
Music by Thijmen De Boer
Special thanks to Jori Hermsen, Jessica Zeylmaker & Dr Fan Wu
Performed by Rhode Gerrits and Yasmin Sacha Le Comte

"Have I seen you before?"

Two women meet in a waiting room. One has number 45. The other has 68. They talk. They joke. They wait.

What starts as an ordinary encounter slowly turns into a playful, surreal journey through pain, girlhood, friendship and the strange things we do when nobody seems to listen.

"If I Had an Urn, I Would Try to Fit In!" is a comedic and physical performance about the experience of waiting — and what happens when waiting becomes part of your life. Because when everyone is waiting for their turn, who gets heard first?

In English.